I JSUT AUDIBLY CHOKED AND MY ROOMMATE ASKED ME WHATS WRONG AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT I SAW THIS PICTURE AND INVOLUNTARILY STOPPED BREATHING

on that note, the pictures of basti @ the paulaner photoshoot where he’s baring his neck are going around again and i sincerely hope someone gets to bite that neck on a regular basis bc if not why do any of us do anything really

it is truly incredible to me that in some point in time lukas was dismissive enough of his friendship w basti that fandom (FUCKIN CRAZY ASS FOOTBALL FANDOM TOO) would regard it as a breakup?????? cause like???? it is 2014 and the only things lukas podolski shows off more than his best friend basti schweinsteiger are his CHILD and his WORLD CUP TROPHY

omfg but finding masterposts from before WM 2014 where ppl are like “idk if schweinski are a thing or are even still friends but look at how cute they used to be!!!!”

aw friend u are going to have a lot of fun in three years

cause with all the others they’ve got their own styles, right

but then u have like

this shit

and let me tell you bro after whatever the fuck this was

it makes NO sense at all

"this is fashun" who the fuck let this kid roam free i swear

there is no god

i hate bastian schweinsteiger

i don’t know how to wrap this up

i genuinely cannot tell if basti just has terrible fashion sense and fantastic luck or is actually consciously aware that he’s a huge scary looking man who can rock a tank top with a cleaver on it

ah yes, my aesthetic

RF