all of the video game blogs i followed suddenly descended into ice hockey fandom abt six months ago and i distinctly remember thinking “that is incredibly strange that all of those people suddenly got into that sport so fast and so much”
i get it now
i apologize for nothing
#what a bunch of a-holes #clearly mesut is gamora because he is beautiful and powerful and would pull a knife on poldi in defense against his pelvic sorcery #poldi is star-lord because i absolutely 100% believe he would call himself star-lord given the chance #mario is rocket because he would ask for someone’s prosthetic leg and receive it #neuer is drax because nothing goes over his head. his reflexes are too strong. #and per is groot because of course he is.
Remember the good old days when Marco and Mario couldn’t find an empty seat in the train so they just sat on the floor next to the toilets and having breakfast ?
a few thoughts about this week
I. The outcry for ethics in game journalism this week began as a witch-hunt against women in the game industry. This cannot be denied. Ask Zoe Quinn and Patricia Hernandez and Cara Ellison how many of the people crowding their twitter mentions are concerned about “ethics”, and how many are simply abusive, toxic, misogynist, and hurtful.
Regardless; here we are, now. This genie isn’t going back in the bottle.
Interviewer: The last time your team scored 7 goals against an opponent, you were wearing a white jersey, you surely remember this clearly.
Christoph Kramer: ...???
Interviewer: ... When Germany won against Brazil?
Christoph Kramer: Oh, yeah, right!
Mario Götze scored an incredible goal in the 113th minute that proved to be the game-winner for Germany in the 2014 World Cup final.
Götze, who came on as a substitute, brilliantly controlled an Andre Schurrle cross with his chest and clinically finished past Sergio Romero.
Champions League 14/15 group stage draw:
Group A: Atletico, Juve, Olympiakos, Malmo
Group B: Real Madrid, Basel, Liverpool, Ludogorets
Group C: Benfica, Zenit, Leverkusen, Monaco
Group D: Arsenal, Dortmund, Galatasaray, Anderlecht
Group E: Bayern Munich, Man City, CSKA, Roma
Group F: Barcelona, PSG, Ajax, APOEL
Group G: Chelsea, Schalke, Sporting Lisbon, Maribor.
Group H: Porto, Shakhtar, Athletic Bilbao, BATE.
Lynn im dying with your gotzeus ideas, just imagine it! I totally agree. Oh my god, so so so adorable, I want this in a fanfic!
please feel free to steal them and write, i can’t do them all on my own <3
gotzeus fic ideas! instead of more marco being angry and whining abt mario being a heartless bitch, consider:
- marco helping mario move
- mario swiping hoodies out of marco’s closet and bringing them to munich
- marco joking abt the kits making mario look like a tomato
- mario trying to think of an adequate comeback that doesn’t involve comparing marco to a banana and marco cackling evilly
- mario feeling awkward playing on a team with people he’s looked up to since he was a kid and spending all his time on breaks texting marco
- marco snapchatting all the stupid things the rest of bvb gets up to during practice so that mario can still be in on the jokes
- them getting in long conversations via voice notes on whatsapp and then going back months later and still being able to laugh and smile at them
- mario sending marco kitschy tourist postcards from munich on all of the major holidays
- marco keeping them in a drawer next to his bed
- mario finding them when he comes to visit and teasing marco relentlessly for being a sap but secretly being thrilled that marco kept them close by
- marco sending mario “good luck” texts before big games, immediately followed by “SYKE I HOPE THE PITCH CATCHES ON FIRE”
- mario watching marco’s games and narrating them via whatsapp, complete with emojis and reaction images
- them getting bored on long breaks and accidentally skyping for five hours straight
- them never bothering to put each other on speed dial but calling each other so much anyway that when they unlock their phones their fingers automatically bring up the other’s contact info
- them wanting the best for each other despite the move bc despite what fandom seems to think they are both functioning adults who absolutely care abt each other and probably own smartphones
- gotzeus fluff campaign 2k14 sponsored by tumblr user madanach i swear to god i will make u all write happy gotzeus if it kills me